You are here for one reason:
To learn to dominate your environment. To become a master of the social world. To teach yourself the not-so-secret techniques that will break through your inhibitions, allow you to become the warrior you should be.
I am Njord, the Norse god of the Sea. The All-Father Odin has given me a mission that I cannot fail. Because of this generation being raised by women, the amount of warriors joining us in Valhalla is decreasing rapidly. Ragnarök is soon upon us, and we need your brave souls to win the battle and reclaim our world. However, the world isn’t as it once was when the Nordic Immortals roamed the earth. Warriors are sparse and few outside of armies, marine corps, and the various navies around the world. Because of this, we had to adapt our requirements to this new day and age.
What better way to prove your warrior instinct by socially dominating those around you? Becoming the warrior of your friends, acquaintances, spouses, and potential members of your future harem. Because of this, a number of my brethren – Odin, Thor, Baldr, and Forseti – have come to aid you pathetic beings in your growth to become the greatest of your generation. Powerful in mind and body, you will gain the admiration of your friends, the envy of your enemies, and the infatuation of women around you.
If you believe you have what it takes to walk this path, if you have the drive to let yourself be molded by those who have been through the same hardships, if you choose to throw away all fears and inhibitions holding you back from greatness, then you will be able to join me in Odin’s warrior hall, where we shall sup daily upon wine and the best of women in existence. Let me hand you the stepping stones, for which you shall build your own
Path to Valhalla 