Njord’s Guide to Foreplay

Alright boys & girls. Time for Big Brother Njord to school you in some lessons of McLovin’ that will have the ladies begging for your burger in no time.
Now, down to business. Foreplay, God’s gift to women. Ask women what the best part of sex is, and I’d bet 75% would say foreplay. However, ask them what kind of foreplay and you begin to get a plethora of answers, from “A romantic dinner” to “rowdy wrestling on the bed.” A lot of guys miss this extremely crucial step when it comes to sex, and then wonder why their girlfriend is crying “It hurts!” when they try to get things done. Others even wonder why their girl doesn’t get off when they’re handing them membership to the Pen-15 club. Time to learn some basic techniques to get-‘er-done and hopefully make your sex life that much more enjoyable.

Odin’s Guide to Why You’re NOT in Love

Odin wrote many a thing about confidence and what not, but Njord has pretty much combined my lessons on this with his thoughts into something greater, so I’m going to give you all something uniquely Odin.

Odin’s Guide to Why You’re NOT in Love (it’s true, you’re not).

Listen you malformed, insidious, puke filled puss bags full of teenage hormones and semen. Odin is sick and tired of all the countless threads of you fuckers saying “Oh I’m in love with my boyfriend/girlfriend/goat.” Or “I fucked up and now I lost the woman/boy/chainsaw I love.”