The Quickie #5

Do something! Stop laze-assing around the house 24/7, playing video games and munching on Cheetos. Define yourself. Pick up an instrument. Learn magic. Read books on a certain subject you mught be interested in. Learn a strategic game, like chess. Draw, sketch, paint. Write, blog, journal. Do something!

Some things I’ve done recently:

• Write for ARG, Path to Valhalla, personal blog, personal novel, short story projects
• Self Teaching German and soon learning Italian and maybe Spanish.
• Discover new bands as I explore different genres of music (Athlete rocks by the way)
• Learned crochetting to make a knitted beanie.

None of these are exceptionally incredible, but they do make me more interesting, not to mention keep me from getting incredibly bored, fat, lazy, and stupid from rocking out n00bs on Halo 3 all day & night. Get a fucking hobby.

The Quickie #2

Foreplay is not touching your girlfriend’s boobies before you stick your dick in, if you actually do stick your dick in. It’s the pretense of a sexual encounter. It’s a joke on bumping nasties, a play of knocking boots. If you aren’t alluding to sex, without officially taking it to that level, you’re doing it wrong.

The Quickie #1

Women have no control in a real relationship. You don’t control the relationship, you don’t control the bedroom, and you don’t control your man. If you do, then you’re fucking the wrong guy.