The Quickie #4

Lesbians and Bisexuals do not exist. Beyond “butch” queers and socially inept walking-vaginae, there are no full-blown lesbians. Any bisexual woman will opt for a man rather than a woman any day, no matter what she claims, and therefore is simply a woman that enjoys having orgasms given to her by anyone in particular if she’s desperate enough. If a toy, or a dildo is the main way you get off with another girl, or even used in a sexual encounter with a fellow female companion, then you are not gay.

Butch lesbians have no choice, sine they obviously can’t get men. Usually, their social network is so emasculated, that they just step up to play the part [male] for their female companions until a suitable mate for them comes along.

“Bisexual” men are simply fags/gays that occasionally have sex with girls, if they truly do and if it’s not just a label to get rid of the homosexual stigma since Bis are more tolerated than full-blown fudge-packers, as evidenced throughout many societies, such as Ancient Greece.

You can try to refute me. You’d be wrong, but at least you tried.

The Quickie #3

When someone asks you what you future entails, “Going to college” or “graduating highschool” is not an aspiration. It’s a broad-statement cop-out that shows you have no goals, drive or ambitions. Plan your future to the last detail, and strive for it. If something doesn’t work out, revise and reshoot, but never settle for less than what you deserve.

Njord’s Guide to Having Standards

Making the rules for playing your game

Many times, girls and guys come to me with questions like “My boyfriend cheated on me, what should I do??” or “My boyfriend is in jail for something he promised he would never do again…should I stick with him or move on?” and even “There’s this nice guy who’s always showering me with unearned compliments and gifts, always making me feel special…but I don’t know if I should date him because he never says ‘NO’!” Questions like these irk me to an extent because I feel like one should already know the somewhat obvious answers. However, I forget that not everyone has lived my life, and as teenagers it’s your job to make mistakes, get hurt, and be happy in relationships in order to grow as a person for the more important relationships in the future. So, Uncle Njord is going to try and help you ease some of the troubles you may have in finding the right person, so that your relationship doesn’t die a fiery death of incompatibility and sexual frustration.

New Guide

Come back in a few (2? maybe less) hours. Almost completed. This one is more for the chicks, but guys can use it too.
-Having Standards

~Njord the Wise

Njord’s Guide to Hints (IOIs)

Your personal cheat sheet to understanding women

Let’s face it: females are complicated. You need a Secret Society Decoder Ring, high level code breaking ingenuity and comprehension skills to even wave at them. The way they talk, along with the things they do, can confuse the hell out of any logical young man. But what good would Uncle Njord be if he didn’t lay down the signs the ladies drop to let a man know that they’re interested? Well…I’d still be awesome, but you kids would continue to wallow in your pathetic nature, and all of your women would be sexually frustrated, which is like dealing with PMS*9000.

Frustrated ho