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		<title>The Quickie #5</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do something! Stop laze-assing around the house 24/7, playing video games and munching on Cheetos. Define yourself. Pick up an instrument. Learn magic. Read books on a certain subject you mught be interested in. Learn a strategic game, like chess. Draw, sketch, paint. Write, blog, journal. Do something! Some things I&#8217;ve done recently: Write for ARG, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=297&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Guide!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.Probably tomorrow, though maybe the day after. You know how I am with time. And just to throw down some stuff I&#8217;ve been working on: I&#8217;ve been working on my writing in general. I want to be an author, and though writing for you guys is fun, I think there is much more to my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=294&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Quickie #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesbians and Bisexuals do not exist. Beyond &#8220;butch&#8221; queers and socially inept walking-vaginae, there are no full-blown lesbians. Any bisexual woman will opt for a man rather than a woman any day, no matter what she claims, and therefore is simply a woman that enjoys having orgasms given to her by anyone in particular if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=293&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Quickie #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When someone asks you what you future entails, &#8220;Going to college&#8221; or &#8220;graduating highschool&#8221; is not an aspiration. It&#8217;s a broad-statement cop-out that shows you have no goals, drive or ambitions. Plan your future to the last detail, and strive for it. If something doesn&#8217;t work out, revise and reshoot, but never settle for less [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=292&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Quickie #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Foreplay is not touching your girlfriend&#8217;s boobies before you stick your dick in, if you actually do stick your dick in. It&#8217;s the pretense of a sexual encounter. It&#8217;s a joke on bumping nasties, a play of knocking boots. If you aren&#8217;t alluding to sex, without officially taking it to that level, you&#8217;re doing it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=286&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Quickie #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women have no control in a real relationship. You don&#8217;t control the relationship, you don&#8217;t control the bedroom, and you don&#8217;t control your man. If you do, then you&#8217;re fucking the wrong guy. Posted in Quickie<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=284&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Njord&#8217;s Guide to Having Standards</title>
		<link>http://p2valhalla.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/njord-standards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making the rules for playing your game Many times, girls and guys come to me with questions like &#8220;My boyfriend cheated on me, what should I do??&#8221; or &#8220;My boyfriend is in jail for something he promised he would never do again&#8230;should I stick with him or move on?&#8221; and even &#8220;There&#8217;s this nice guy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=266&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Guide</title>
		<link>http://p2valhalla.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/new-guide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come back in a few (2? maybe less) hours. Almost completed. This one is more for the chicks, but guys can use it too. -Having Standards ~Njord the Wise Posted in Guides<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=268&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Njord&#8217;s Guide to Hints (IOIs)</title>
		<link>http://p2valhalla.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/njord-hints/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your personal cheat sheet to understanding women Let&#8217;s face it: females are complicated. You need a Secret Society Decoder Ring, high level code breaking ingenuity and comprehension skills to even wave at them. The way they talk, along with the things they do, can confuse the hell out of any logical young man. But what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=249&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Updating</title>
		<link>http://p2valhalla.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/updating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Njord</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Changing some shit. So please stop msging me with &#8220;WHY LINKZ AINT WORKIN!&#8221; and &#8220;WUT HAPPENED TO AHSUM THEME!&#8221; Figuring shit out. Posted in Guides<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=p2valhalla.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4362143&amp;post=245&amp;subd=p2valhalla&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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